SIX FEET UNDER----The winningest coach the Saints ever had has
gone deep into the night, and the Saints are once again in the land
of darkness. In somber reflection of this deep thought, the Mystic
Corpse of Comatose will solemnly celebrate a Mora legacy.
Present for the rituals and ceremonies will be a parade of former
Saints players whose stellar careers in other cities are testament
to Coach Mora's tutelage, motivational genius, and exceptional
talent evaluating skills. Highlighting the procession will be a
likeness of the man himself, riding proudly on a gleaming white
throne.
The Mystic Corpse hopes that Stupor Bowl fans will take a moment
to reflect on the deep commitment, the swirling excitement and the
smell of victory that Coach Mora brought to New Orleans. All will be
flush with pride.